My name is Bitimus Maximus Stacksatius

commander of the Hodlers of the North, General of the Node Legions and loyal servant to the true Chad, Michaelis Saylorious. Father to a liquidated son. Husband to a REKT wife. And I will have my moon, in this life or the next.

that's all

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