I find it funny how peoples think dropping all of their money into Bitcoin is risky.
Bitcoin is on a 5 year timeframe the easiest and safest bet you can possibly take – there's nothing risky about that.
I find myself frequently with cash on hand and no idea where to put it, and end up just yeetig it into BTC, just so I don't have to overthink it.
Chill out, people. Get a few sats if you can. Or don't.